I bought a pair of tennis shoes online the other day and was waiting for the doorbell to ring announcing the arrival of my new pair of Adidas. I know, what was I thinking? Adidas? Who wears Adidas? Maybe they were on sale, who knows?
I checked the tracking number of my order on the UPS site earlier and knew my shoes were in the truck, in transit. Technology is so great.
Where are you UPS? Time seemed to slow. Water wouldn't boil. Time stopped. OMG, could anything possibly be worse?