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Huffington Post for the 1%

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After numerous warnings from practically every media outlet on the planet, including many, many articles on HuffingtonPost warning you that FaceBook will destroy your life/privacy/sex drive/ability to cook bacon properly/and whatever reproductive skill you might still enjoy if you are a member of their target demographic, Arianna Huffingtonpost, has decided to merge her once, luminous and THRIVING personage with the devil.  And this time, it's not AOL, although that was a disturbing foreshadowing of things to come.

This time, it's with her previous arch-nemesis, FaceBook.

Now, you might argue that she has already made that soul killing deal with Satan once when she sold out all her liberal friends who kindly contributed their time, talent and writing for absolutely free, to AOL for her personal benefit to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars, but you would be wrong.

Apparently, Ms. Huffington has that rare gift that grants her excess souls to Satan, much like a cat has nine lives.  You can drop her off a high building, but she'll land on her feet with 6 or 7 souls to spare.

We now have documented proof of at least two of her souls burning in the fires of hell for all eternity, but wait!  There's more.


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